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(Potiphar)
Ronnie Ann
Joseph was taken to Egypt in chains and sold
Where he was bought by a captain named Potiphar.
(The curtains opens to a black and white diamond themed room. Ronnie Ann puts on some glasses as Scrooge McDuck comes in a Potiphar)
Ronnie Ann and Servants
Potiphar had very few cares
He was one of Egypt's millionaires
Having made a fortune buying shares in
Scrooge McDuck
Pyramids
Ronnie Ann and Servants
Potiphar had made a huge pile
Owned a large percentage of the Nile
Scrooge McDuck
Meant that I could really live in style
Ronnie Ann and Servants
And he did
Scrooge McDuck
Oh I did
(Lincoln comes in with a telephone)
Ronnie Ann
Joseph was an unimportant slave
Who found he liked his master
Consequently worked much harder
Even with devotion
Potiphar could see that Joseph
Was a cut above the average
Made him leader of the household
Maximum promotion
Ronnie Ann
Potiphar was cool and so fine
Scrooge McDuck
But my wife would never tow the line
(All the white turns to purple)
Ronnie Ann and Servants
It's all there in chapter thirty-nine of Genesis.
(Queen Tyr’ahnee as Potiphar's wife)
Ronnie Ann
She was beautiful but
Queen Tyr’ahnee
Evil
Ronnie Ann
Saw a lot of men against his will
He would have to tell her
That she still was his
Scrooge McDuck: Your mine.
Queen Tyr’ahnee: Hmph.
(Lincoln comes in with drinks for her and her friends)
Ronnie Ann
Joseph's looks and handsome figure
Had attracted her attention
Ev'ry morning she would beckon
Queen Tyr’ahnee
Come and lie with me, love
Ronnie Ann
Joseph wanted to resist her
'Till one day she proved too eager
Joseph cried in vain
Lincoln
Please stop! I don't believe in free love!
Queen Tyr’ahnee: Pitty.
(Queen Tyr’ahnee tries to seduce him and takes of his shirt and pants)
Ronnie Ann
Potiphar was counting shekels
In his den below the bedroom
When he heard a mighty rumpus
Clattering above him
Suddenly he knew his riches
Couldn't buy him what he wanted
Gold would never make him happy
If she didn't love him
Letting out a mighty roar
Potiphar burst through the door
Scrooge McDuck (roars)
Joseph, I'll see you rot in jail
The thing you have done are beyond the pale
(Two guards take him away)
Ronnie Ann
Poor, poor Joseph, locked up in a cell
Things aren't going well, hey, Locked up in a cell
(Lincoln was thrown down in a well and into a cell)
Ronnie Ann
Poor poor Joseph locked up in a cell
Things aren't going well
Hey, locked up in a cell
All
Locked up in a cell