The Loud House joins Histeria!-Part 7Pepper Ann: And now, Winston Churchill, Prime minister of Great Britain during World War II. (laughs hysterically)
Winston Churchill: I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears, and sweat.
Luna: And we have nothing to offer but this next cartoon, love.
PA: (laughs hysterically)
WC: Good show.
Father Time: The year 1945. The second World War draws to a close. (bullets flies everywhere) Slowly.
PA: Today, the leaders of Britain, the US, and the Soviet Union meet in Yalta on the Black Sea, to see who controls what of Europe. (Laughs hysterically)
Luna: The leaders of the meeting known as the Yalta Conference includes: Soviet Premier, Jospeh Stalin, American president, Franklin Roosevelt, and British Prime Minister, Winston Churchill.
WC: Friends, allies, please. We must resolve the issue before us.
FR: Here, here.
WC: World War II is nearly over and our side shall be victorious. Now we have to decide how to carve up Europe. Bring in the map!
(The kids bring in the map)
The Loud House joins Histeria!-Part 6Lincoln: And now...
VO: It's time to play...
Audience: POP QUIZ!!!
Lincoln: And here's your guest host. She the comedian fusion of the Crystal Gems and portrayed by actress Alexia Khadime. Here she is, Sardonyx!
Sardonyx: Goooood evening, everybody! We ask several historical question to players then add flabbergast at their overwhelming ignorance. If any of our players even gets a single answer right, she will win one of these nifty T-Shirts.
Sardonyx: Now, let's meet our players. Challenger Number 1 your name is...
Sardonyx: No, today's topic country is China and your name is Leni.
Sardonyx: Let's get back to the game. Our next challenger is...(other girl rings her buzzer) Yes?
Girl: Number 2?
Sardonyx: I'm looking for a name.
Leni: Is it Sardonyx?
Sardonyx: Not my name!
Sardonyx: If you're through, I'll introduce Challenger #2 whose name is...
SS: Susanna Susquahanna.
Sardonyx: I thought it was Susanna Susqu
The Loud House joins Histeria!-Part 5Barry Ding: In 1874, Thomas Nast, a cartoonist for Harper's Weekly magazine was looking for a couple of animals to symbolize the Republican and Domestic parties. (Big Fat Baby imitates a elephant) He decided on the elephant..(BFB imitates a donkey) and the donkey. Hello and welcome to Barry Ding Live. With us today representing the Replublican Party, the Elephant and his attorney, Lisa.
Elephant: Having more fun than a pachyderm has a right to.
BD: To their left, the symbol of the Democratic Party, the donkey and his attorney, Luan.
Luan: Wait a minute. How come they get to be introduced first?
Donkey: My attorney's right. Nast created me first. I'm the original Nasty Boy.
Lisa: We we're introduced first because my client is more popular.
Luan: With who, caterers? (Laughs)
Donkey: Barry, have you seen this guy eat? You'd swear he's part pig.
Elephant: Not as piggy as you spend tax dollars.
Donkey: Blow out your trunk.
Elephant: Stubborn mule.
Luan: He's a donkey, you mammoth.
The Loud House joins Histeria!-Part 4FT: The year, 25,000 BC
Lily: Ugh-ga ga.
FT: The place, Europe Dordogne Valley.
Big Fat Baby: (tries to say it)
FT: No, Dordogne. Here, early fisherman creates the world's first fishing hook.
Worm: (tied to the hook) For us worms, this was not a day for celebrating.
FT: Of course the world's first fishing hook was immediately followed by the creation of...the world's first fish story.
Toast: (telling caveman version Charity, Aka, Froggo, and Big Fat Baby) You should have seen the one that got away
Froggo: Oh please.
Toast: It's true I tell ya. It was "Yay" long. Had to be a 20-pounded for sure.
Charity: Yeah, right.
Froggo: I'm so sure.
Aka: Mmm-hmm. And that's why were eating rocks.
Big Fat Baby: (spits out his)
FT: 17,000 years later in 8000 BC, fishermen in Northern Europe used fishing nets for the first.
Toast: But, we didn't get the hang of them for a while, like eons.
Leni: (tangled in a net) Little help?
FT: Years later, in 3000 BC, Greek fishermen built boats and travel far out
The Loud House joins Histeria!-Part 3Father Time: The year, 3002 B.C.
Lisa: The place, Sumeria, in the Middle East, the cradle of civilization.
FT: The Event, the invention of the wheel.
Luan: I thought we never get a"round" that one. (laughs)
Big Fat Baby: (cheers)
FT: The wheel, perhaps the most important tool ever develop by man.
(Big Fat Baby started to roll away)
FT: The wheel would change transportation industry forever.
Luna: But the wheel also to another milestone. The first wheel salesman.
VO: It's Loud Kidding, Lincoln Loud and thier dog, Fetch!
(The Histeria Kid Chorus comes out)
If you need a new invention go see Loud
In Sumeria, they stands above a crowd
If you want to by a wheel
We'll make you such a deal
Go see Loud (x3)
LK: HEY, FOLKS!!! LOUD KIDDING AND LINCOLN LOUD HERE! AND JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT YOUR STONE AGE LIFE COULD GET ANY BETTER
Lincoln: This new invention revolutionized the way you travel.
LK: RIGHT! HERE COMES THE WHEEL!!!!
Fetch: It's the biggest sinc